Socks, the oft-overlooked heroes of the world, have been secretly controlling our lives for years. It's time to expose the truth.
Meet our Sock Council, a group of rogue socks who have infiltrated the highest echelons of power.
They manipulate our fashion choices, dictate our footwear, and hold the key to our very sanity.
Join us as we delve into the world of Sock Politics and uncover the truth about the Sock Conspiracy.